October 2009
28 posts
Celebrities who flash the peace sign bug the crap out of me. What does it even mean?
Oct 31st
Halloween is the best holiday of the year unless you are a pumpkin.
Oct 31st
Gonna try out this #trick thing.
Oct 30th
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The Dumbest Thing in Sports. Ever.
In advance of the World Series, where my Philadelphia Phillies will hopefully smack that smug look off the faces of every Yankees fan out there, I thought I’d address what I think is the dumbest invention in the history of sports: The Designated Hitter The American League put the rule into place in 1973 for reasons that will never be clear to me. I know pitchers are supposed to be...
Oct 26th
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This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse →
Mamma Mia, indeed. via bbc.co.uk
Oct 25th
The best part of babysitting is when the baby is asleep.
Oct 25th
Fridays are not what they used to be. Where did the joy go?
Oct 23rd
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Top Jews with Christmas Albums
In honor of the release of Bob Dylan’s new Christmas album Christmas in the Heart, here’s my list of the Top Jews with Christmas Albums: Barbara Streisand Neil Diamond Bob Dylan Irving Berlin Barry Manilow
Oct 22nd
I was inspired by last week’s #TASLUT lunch to start a new bloggy thing. Take a looksie and let me know what you think! http://ow.ly/vBnV
Oct 22nd
Some people have an unhealthy devotion to their twitter clients. #seesmicrules #tweetdecksucks
Oct 21st
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Sports Related Anxiety Disorder: How to Recognize...
One of the most common social anxiety disorders to manifest in the month of October is Sports-Related Anxiety Disorder (SRAD). This condition was first recognized by children watching their parents lose it over referee calls at their soccer game. It then presents itself later in life when one gains allegiance to their local sports franchises. SRAD is quite common during October due to the high...
Oct 21st
Actual meals are overrated.
Oct 21st
The Phillies win in the bottom of the 9th tonight was more awesome and dramatic than the Angels extra innings win. #justsayin #phillybias
Oct 20th
Knowing my HDTV is now paid off after a 3 yr no interest deal from Best Buy doesn’t lessen the pain of knowing that it costs 1/2 that now.
Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
Saw some nuns in full habit today. Didn’t realize they still did that, but I approve! Nuns should be intimidating.
Oct 18th
When I am in Utah I love the cold b/c it leads to snowboarding fun. Out East, the cold just sucks. Same weather, different feeling. Why?
Oct 18th
People who wear football jerseys to the airport on Sundays are sad they have to miss the game while flying. Or just wanna show off.
Oct 18th
I think there is a direct link b/t science fiction to actual science of the future. Someone sees it on screen and tries to build it.
Oct 17th
Would Nirvana be successful to this day had Kurt Cobain lived? I don’t think so.
Oct 17th
I think that people are happier when there is extreme heat or cold because they get to complain about it. Average temperatures are boring.
Oct 17th
The more I learn, the less I know.
Oct 17th
I think that baseball would be better off if the Yankees didn’t win another World Series for at least ten years.
Oct 16th
High school kids should take Physics instead of Chemistry, because it has more applications in their daily lives. Hello? Gravity?
Oct 15th
The success of a boy band is inversely proportional to the average height of its members.
Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
Regular American style bacon is better than Canadian bacon.
Oct 15th
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Top 5 Stoner Movies of All Time
Dazed and Confused Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle Up in Smoke Pineapple Express Half Baked Honorable Mention: Saving Grace
Oct 15th